I bought this fan for my garage gym. It oscillates 240 degrees, connects to Wi-Fi, has 9 speeds, runs at 20 decibels which is basically silent, and glows with RGB lighting that cycles through colors like a tiny nightclub. It mostly blows dust around. To be fair, it does that extremely well. The DREO Smart…
I have bought this pen twice. Once because I wanted it. Once because I lost the first one and immediately needed it back. The BASTION HyperBolt is a bolt-action ballpoint pen — you rack it like a tiny rifle to extend the tip, which is either deeply satisfying or a red flag depending on who…
Your colleagues have boring black folders. You have a Trapper Keeper with a neon cosmic explosion on it. Who wins? You win. You always win. Mead brought back the Trapper Keeper in full retro glory — the velcro flap, the accordion pockets, the signature ridged spine — except now it comes in designs like “Glow,”…
I cannot keep plants alive. This is a known issue. I’ve accepted it. What I refused to accept was a boring desk. So I bought a magnetic levitating plant pot, put a succulent in it — succulent, because they’re supposed to be impossible to kill — and watched it spin slowly above its base like…
She mentioned it once. Casually. “I don’t love the taste of our tap water.” A reasonable person buys a Brita filter. Maybe a pitcher with a little carbon cartridge. Done. I bought a 6-stage reverse osmosis system with UV purification and remineralization that sits on the counter like a small spacecraft and filters water to…
I’m not proud of what I used to spend at coffee shops. I’m also not going to tell you the number because this is a judgment-free zone and we’re all just trying to get through the morning. What I will tell you is that this milk frother changed the situation considerably. The AMZCHEF 8-in-1 Milk…
Check-in isn’t until 3pm. Your flight landed at 9am. You have nowhere to be and a pool that’s right there. This is exactly why my friend never travels to an all-inclusive without two of these stuffed in her luggage. Drop the bags at the front desk, change in the lobby bathroom, and you’re horizontal in…
Steve Jobs never intended for his iMac G3 to house a crab and a treasure chest. And yet here we are, and it’s better this way. This handmade aquarium is carved out of an original iMac G3 — the translucent blueberry one from 1999 that your elementary school computer lab had. Where a CRT monitor…
