The Internet Made Me Buy It

I know they’re not real. I know a shark cannot get into a pool. Or a hot tub. I know this logically, in my brain, as an adult person. And yet. Every time I’m in a pool at night, something in my lizard brain insists there is a shark down there. Waiting. Patient. Judging my…

Check-in isn’t until 3pm. Your flight landed at 9am. You have nowhere to be and a pool that’s right there. This is exactly why my friend never travels to an all-inclusive without two of these stuffed in her luggage. Drop the bags at the front desk, change in the lobby bathroom, and you’re horizontal in…