Blame The Bar

I want to be clear that I did not go looking for this. I was minding my own business, already committed to two puffer fish tiki mugs that I haven’t decided what to put in yet, when the internet presented me with a Kraken. A ceramic one. Teal green. Tentacles coiling up the sides. Eighteen…

I have a cup problem. Not a drinking problem — a cup problem. There is a distinction and it is important and I will not be elaborating further. What I will say is that I was scrolling at an unreasonable hour when I found these, immediately described them to someone as “angler fish mugs,” and…