A Three-Tier Lighted Booze Fountain for $55 and Zero Regrets

We had a bad movie night with the neighbors. The kind where the whole point is to watch something terrible on purpose and suffer together.

I cannot tell you what movie we watched. I can tell you we filled this three-tier lighted party fountain with manhattans, decorated the top tier with cherries, watched red liquid cascade dramatically through LED-lit levels into eight waiting cups, and somewhere around tier two the plot of the film became largely irrelevant.

The Nostalgia LPF230 holds 1.5 gallons — that’s a lot of manhattans — and pumps it continuously in a cascading waterfall effect that makes any beverage look like it belongs at a Vegas buffet. It comes with 8 reusable cups that hang around the base like little satellites waiting for their moment.

Punch, lemonade, sangria, whatever you want. It works for all of them. It also works for manhattans. I have confirmed this personally, though my notes from that evening are incomplete.

$55. Eight cups included. Memory not guaranteed. Blame the internet.

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